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Ten little pigs. A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived...

An elderly gentleman... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your...

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication...

THE STORY While walking down the street one day, a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives at heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see an M.P...

Im bikerlen,living in somerset now, but many relations etc still living in the penzance area. many happy hours spent visiting my aunt ollie in custom house lane, in the late 50s and early 60s before they pulled the houses down. remember very well the smell of the gas at night, also the penny in...