Funny captions

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Rules are simple enough. Place a funny caption beneath the image.
Here's the first image for you ::15:

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[BayOfPlenty]

"No, no, Mr President; I said you're too short, not two short!"

 

[Halfhidden]

Mr President realises that a small spelling error can cause public outcry! COCOVAN is not the same as COCKUPMAN but yes they both taste of chicken lol

 

[sparky]

ummm...thought I was seeing things??...
anyway my contribution to the funny caption is:-
"I wouldn't worry.... and dont worry what they say about you Mr Presdient your not one, I cant see one in there!"::11:::11:

 

[46traveller]

If you can't manage buttons George, get a zip fitted, just look how happy your friend is, he's got zips..................

 

[tabtab13]

You don't just have to be driving a car to get rear-ended ...

 

[sparky]

::11:::11:duh sorry!!! couldnt resist! xx

 

[tabtab13]

"Someone tell this blind guy that the vending machine is back in the building"

 

[missp]

Thats quite a bush ....... George

 

[sparky]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh! Thanks! xx

 

[missp]

Good for a laugh eh? First thing that came to mindlollol

 

[tabtab13]

Bush rebukes claims that he hasn't got the balls to run for President again.

 

[missp]

'Push the button and let me know'
' Before I get the wrong idea and go'
Lyrics from the Sugarbabes, Push the Buttonlollol

 

[tabtab13]

"I see you dress to the right, sir" said Bush's tailor, "The far right ..."

 

[tabtab13]

Terminator 5 checked out after malfunction caused it to have sex with car exhaust pipe.

 

[tabtab13]

Bush regrets replacing White House doctor with a mechanic who wants to check him out under the hood ....

 

[tabtab13]

"Next time, I think I'll bring my own microphone to your Karaoke evening, Mr. Bush"

 

[Halfhidden]

George was convinced that he knew all about micro politics

 

[Halfhidden]

It was at this point that the "handy man" realised what was meant when he was asked to work a week in hand ::11:

 

[tabtab13]

Bush gives new meaning to the phrase "Giving someone the sack" .....